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Grandma Told Me to Never Believe Anything Grandpa Says

Larry McCoy

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Description:“Grandma Told Me to Never Believe Anything Grandpa Says” is a warm and funny read about a grandpa and four grandkids who love hanging out together. Grandpa has left his mark on all of the grandkids. The grandson broke a thumb skiing, a granddaughter ran her bike and her face into a telephone booth, another limped away from bicycle lessons with skinned knees and zero interest in learning to ride, and the smallest of the lot got stuck in a baby swing, dressed in her finest, heaviest winter togs. The highs and lows of life with Grandpa are told from both his perspective and that of teenage grandkids, old enough to know what was fun and what was dumb. The grandkids talk about wienie roasts that seemed to take all day, ski trips that began before the sun came up and didn’t end until the moon was out and how Grandpa doesn’t know how to behave in restaurants, either making embarrassing comments to waiters or playing silly games at the table. Grandpa remembers tense moments as a member of both the Parsley Police and the Pickle Police, assigned to make sure not a speck of anything green was on the plate of one grandchild, otherwise the kid’s day, perhaps even his entire life, would be ruined. He writes about a birthday party where kids take turns crying, the wrong person blows out the candles and an in-house EMS crew goes to work after one sister does the unspeakable to the other—touches her. The grandkids don’t understand why old people with bad eyes and teeth insist they eat carrots and that they floss. (Not at the same time.) Grandpa recalls giving driving lessons to the two older ones and later finding the front seats in odd, suggestive positions. Not being a rat, he didn’t say anything to their folks. The grandkids are delighted when grandfather tells stories about Grandma’s college love life. Grandpa complains there’s no reason the grandkids must immediately tell their parents every time he gets lost taking them somewhere. The kid in the swing, by the way, is no longer stuck.We have made it easy for you to find a PDF Ebooks without any digging. And by having access to our ebooks online or by storing it on your computer, you have convenient answers with Grandma Told Me to Never Believe Anything Grandpa Says. To get started finding Grandma Told Me to Never Believe Anything Grandpa Says, you are right to find our website which has a comprehensive collection of manuals listed.
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Pages: 130

Format: PDF, EPUB & Kindle Edition

Publisher: Covenant Books

Release: 2019

ISBN: 164559467X

Description: “Grandma Told Me to Never Believe Anything Grandpa Says” is a warm and funny read about a grandpa and four grandkids who love hanging out together. Grandpa has left his mark on all of the grandkids. The grandson broke a thumb skiing, a granddaughter ran her bike and her face into a telephone booth, another limped away from bicycle lessons with skinned knees and zero interest in learning to ride, and the smallest of the lot got stuck in a baby swing, dressed in her finest, heaviest winter togs. The highs and lows of life with Grandpa are told from both his perspective and that of teenage grandkids, old enough to know what was fun and what was dumb. The grandkids talk about wienie roasts that seemed to take all day, ski trips that began before the sun came up and didn’t end until the moon was out and how Grandpa doesn’t know how to behave in restaurants, either making embarrassing comments to waiters or playing silly games at the table. Grandpa remembers tense moments as a member of both the Parsley Police and the Pickle Police, assigned to make sure not a speck of anything green was on the plate of one grandchild, otherwise the kid’s day, perhaps even his entire life, would be ruined. He writes about a birthday party where kids take turns crying, the wrong person blows out the candles and an in-house EMS crew goes to work after one sister does the unspeakable to the other—touches her. The grandkids don’t understand why old people with bad eyes and teeth insist they eat carrots and that they floss. (Not at the same time.) Grandpa recalls giving driving lessons to the two older ones and later finding the front seats in odd, suggestive positions. Not being a rat, he didn’t say anything to their folks. The grandkids are delighted when grandfather tells stories about Grandma’s college love life. Grandpa complains there’s no reason the grandkids must immediately tell their parents every time he gets lost taking them somewhere. The kid in the swing, by the way, is no longer stuck.We have made it easy for you to find a PDF Ebooks without any digging. And by having access to our ebooks online or by storing it on your computer, you have convenient answers with Grandma Told Me to Never Believe Anything Grandpa Says. To get started finding Grandma Told Me to Never Believe Anything Grandpa Says, you are right to find our website which has a comprehensive collection of manuals listed.
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