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King Donald Khrump: A Khrump to Trump and Dump Them All

Phil O. Reilly

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Description:"Reality TV star runs for king in this farcical sendup of Donald Trump's life and rise to the American presidency.In an attempt to rehabilitate its tarnished reputation, the Repugnican National Committee hires bioengineer D.P. Pruddit to create a hybrid, 51 percent human and 49 percent ape.""Fritz Khrump, an extravagantly wealthy real estate mogul, adopts the creation, names him Donald, and indulges his boorishly coarse tendencies. Donald eventually goes to an expensive military academy in the Kingdom of Pruska. It's leader, King Andre Putenski, is a close friend of Fritz's. Donald forges an intimate friendship with the monarch as well.""After meeting a television producer infamous for his films about political conspiracy, Donald becomes the star of his own hit reality TV series, How to Monkey Your way to the Top. After he's embarrassed on a TV talk show, Donald ruefully pledges to become king one day and finally runs against Dreamocrat Rodina Hilton in a savagely bitter campaign (he physically assaults her during a debate).""After Donald wins, evidence surfaces that King Andre nefariously manipulated the election results.""Narrated by a fawning Fix News reporter, this timely debut satire rigorously chronicles the first 100 days of Donald's kingship. He heaps scorn on undesirable "brownies" and "scarfheads," takes a stand against "environmental terrorism," tries to curb the aggressively wanton accusations women hurl at lascivious men, and replaces the "DandyCare" health care system of his predecessor with his own "MagicCare.""Reilly's enthusiasm for the subject is apparent in every paragraph, and the pace of this energetic book is relentless."Excerpts Kirkus Book ReviewsWe have made it easy for you to find a PDF Ebooks without any digging. And by having access to our ebooks online or by storing it on your computer, you have convenient answers with King Donald Khrump: A Khrump to Trump and Dump Them All. To get started finding King Donald Khrump: A Khrump to Trump and Dump Them All, you are right to find our website which has a comprehensive collection of manuals listed.
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Description: "Reality TV star runs for king in this farcical sendup of Donald Trump's life and rise to the American presidency.In an attempt to rehabilitate its tarnished reputation, the Repugnican National Committee hires bioengineer D.P. Pruddit to create a hybrid, 51 percent human and 49 percent ape.""Fritz Khrump, an extravagantly wealthy real estate mogul, adopts the creation, names him Donald, and indulges his boorishly coarse tendencies. Donald eventually goes to an expensive military academy in the Kingdom of Pruska. It's leader, King Andre Putenski, is a close friend of Fritz's. Donald forges an intimate friendship with the monarch as well.""After meeting a television producer infamous for his films about political conspiracy, Donald becomes the star of his own hit reality TV series, How to Monkey Your way to the Top. After he's embarrassed on a TV talk show, Donald ruefully pledges to become king one day and finally runs against Dreamocrat Rodina Hilton in a savagely bitter campaign (he physically assaults her during a debate).""After Donald wins, evidence surfaces that King Andre nefariously manipulated the election results.""Narrated by a fawning Fix News reporter, this timely debut satire rigorously chronicles the first 100 days of Donald's kingship. He heaps scorn on undesirable "brownies" and "scarfheads," takes a stand against "environmental terrorism," tries to curb the aggressively wanton accusations women hurl at lascivious men, and replaces the "DandyCare" health care system of his predecessor with his own "MagicCare.""Reilly's enthusiasm for the subject is apparent in every paragraph, and the pace of this energetic book is relentless."Excerpts Kirkus Book ReviewsWe have made it easy for you to find a PDF Ebooks without any digging. And by having access to our ebooks online or by storing it on your computer, you have convenient answers with King Donald Khrump: A Khrump to Trump and Dump Them All. To get started finding King Donald Khrump: A Khrump to Trump and Dump Them All, you are right to find our website which has a comprehensive collection of manuals listed.
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