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Funny Epitaphs

Arthur Wentworth Hamilton Eaton

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Description:This unique volume was published in 1902.Book excerpts:A Cornwall churchyard is enriched with the follow- ing dainty verses : Here lies entombed one Roger Morton, Whose sudden death was early brought on ; Trying one day his-corn to mow off, The razor slipped and cut his toe off. The toe, or rather what it grew to, An inflammation quickly flew to ; The parts they took to mortifying. And poor dear Roger took to dying. .................................................................................In Thetford Churchyard, Norfolk : My grandfather was buried here, My cousin Jane and two uncles dear ; My father perished with an inflammation in his thighs And my sister dropped down dead in the Minories ; But the reason why I'm here interr'd, according to my thinking, Is owing to my good living and hard drinking. If, therefore, good Christians, you wish to live long. Don't drink too much wine, brandy, gin, or anything strong. ................................................................................He's done a catching cod And gone to meet his God. * He got a fish bone in his throat And then he sang an angels noteWe have made it easy for you to find a PDF Ebooks without any digging. And by having access to our ebooks online or by storing it on your computer, you have convenient answers with Funny Epitaphs. To get started finding Funny Epitaphs, you are right to find our website which has a comprehensive collection of manuals listed.
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Description: This unique volume was published in 1902.Book excerpts:A Cornwall churchyard is enriched with the follow- ing dainty verses : Here lies entombed one Roger Morton, Whose sudden death was early brought on ; Trying one day his-corn to mow off, The razor slipped and cut his toe off. The toe, or rather what it grew to, An inflammation quickly flew to ; The parts they took to mortifying. And poor dear Roger took to dying. .................................................................................In Thetford Churchyard, Norfolk : My grandfather was buried here, My cousin Jane and two uncles dear ; My father perished with an inflammation in his thighs And my sister dropped down dead in the Minories ; But the reason why I'm here interr'd, according to my thinking, Is owing to my good living and hard drinking. If, therefore, good Christians, you wish to live long. Don't drink too much wine, brandy, gin, or anything strong. ................................................................................He's done a catching cod And gone to meet his God. * He got a fish bone in his throat And then he sang an angels noteWe have made it easy for you to find a PDF Ebooks without any digging. And by having access to our ebooks online or by storing it on your computer, you have convenient answers with Funny Epitaphs. To get started finding Funny Epitaphs, you are right to find our website which has a comprehensive collection of manuals listed.
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