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Fur & Purr: The Funniest Things People Have Said about CATS (Quippery - The Funniest Things People Have Said)

Craig Pearson

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Description:Hours of laughter for cat lovers. This best-in-show humor anthology, beautifully illustrated, includes quotes and articles from Dave Barry, Ellen DeGeneres, The New Yorker, The Onion, Steve Martin, Paula Poundstone, Steven Wright, Drew Barrymore, Mark Twain, George Carlin, Sarah Silverman, Rita Rudner, Albert Einstein, Wendy Liebman, Demetri Martin, Groucho Marx, Patricia Marx, Bette Midler, Rodney Dangerfield, Tig Notaro, and many more. Plus hilarious tweets from everyday folks.• Drew Barrymore will tell you about her greatest wish in life ("If I die before my cat, I want a few of my ashes put in his food so I can live inside him”). • Dave Barry tells you what your cat really thinks about you ("They’re always watching you with that smartass cat expression and thinking, 'God, what a cementhead’”). • Ellen DeGeneres asks: “Have you ever had a cat in heat? They just change on you. Once she was my kitten, my adorable little pet. Then, she’s a hooker.” • The Onion describes “The Common Benefits of Cat Ownership” ("Cats are adept at defending your home from mouse-sized robbers”). • Comedian Paula Poundstone tells you that "The problem with cats is that they get the exact same look on their face whether they see a moth or an axe-murderer.” • An ordinary citizen tweets about her deteriorating relationship with her cat: “My cat and I pass each other in the hall without even making eye contact. I think we both know we’re just living a lie now.” • Writer Bud Herron offers practical tips on how to bath your cat ("Know that a cat has claws and will not hesitate to remove all the skin from your body”). And MUCH, MUCH more. Be sure to check out the companion book "Fur & Grrr — The Funniest Things People Have Said about DOGS"!We have made it easy for you to find a PDF Ebooks without any digging. And by having access to our ebooks online or by storing it on your computer, you have convenient answers with Fur & Purr: The Funniest Things People Have Said about CATS (Quippery - The Funniest Things People Have Said). To get started finding Fur & Purr: The Funniest Things People Have Said about CATS (Quippery - The Funniest Things People Have Said), you are right to find our website which has a comprehensive collection of manuals listed.
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ISBN: 1949571025

Description: Hours of laughter for cat lovers. This best-in-show humor anthology, beautifully illustrated, includes quotes and articles from Dave Barry, Ellen DeGeneres, The New Yorker, The Onion, Steve Martin, Paula Poundstone, Steven Wright, Drew Barrymore, Mark Twain, George Carlin, Sarah Silverman, Rita Rudner, Albert Einstein, Wendy Liebman, Demetri Martin, Groucho Marx, Patricia Marx, Bette Midler, Rodney Dangerfield, Tig Notaro, and many more. Plus hilarious tweets from everyday folks.• Drew Barrymore will tell you about her greatest wish in life ("If I die before my cat, I want a few of my ashes put in his food so I can live inside him”). • Dave Barry tells you what your cat really thinks about you ("They’re always watching you with that smartass cat expression and thinking, 'God, what a cementhead’”). • Ellen DeGeneres asks: “Have you ever had a cat in heat? They just change on you. Once she was my kitten, my adorable little pet. Then, she’s a hooker.” • The Onion describes “The Common Benefits of Cat Ownership” ("Cats are adept at defending your home from mouse-sized robbers”). • Comedian Paula Poundstone tells you that "The problem with cats is that they get the exact same look on their face whether they see a moth or an axe-murderer.” • An ordinary citizen tweets about her deteriorating relationship with her cat: “My cat and I pass each other in the hall without even making eye contact. I think we both know we’re just living a lie now.” • Writer Bud Herron offers practical tips on how to bath your cat ("Know that a cat has claws and will not hesitate to remove all the skin from your body”). And MUCH, MUCH more. Be sure to check out the companion book "Fur & Grrr — The Funniest Things People Have Said about DOGS"!We have made it easy for you to find a PDF Ebooks without any digging. And by having access to our ebooks online or by storing it on your computer, you have convenient answers with Fur & Purr: The Funniest Things People Have Said about CATS (Quippery - The Funniest Things People Have Said). To get started finding Fur & Purr: The Funniest Things People Have Said about CATS (Quippery - The Funniest Things People Have Said), you are right to find our website which has a comprehensive collection of manuals listed.
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